How are candy canes made?

 WARNING! IF YOU READ THIS, YOU MAY NEVER WANT TO EAT A CANDY CANE EVER AGAIN!

Well, when Santa Claus eats too many peppermints from Mrs. Claus’ purse, they form into canes in his stomach. The reason for this is there are many hooks in his stomach from eating cookies from strangers. All around the world, people are placing traps, trying to catch Santa Claus, but they always fail. One guy, though, got many little hook-shaped cameras in his cookies, and it worked! He never got them to come out to see Santa for real, though, but the point is, Santa has a lot of hooks in his stomach, and when the peppermints break down, they hit the hooks, and then they wrap around the hooks partially before they swing off. When the peppermints swing off of the hooks, they come back up through his mouth, and he barfs them out. He then sells them for profit.